The Hollis-Brookline Rotary Club, based in New Hampshire, crowned a winner in yet another version of Cow Dung Bingo – the Cow Pattie Bingo. It seems that citizens across the USA can simply not get enough of this animal's special sludge. Oh, and bingo, of course.

In this version of Cow Poo Bingo, every player purchases a ticket with a single number. A giant field is used, upon which every bingo number is written on a 1 foot square, and the lucky number that receives the “splat” wins.

The cow is brought into her pen, unaware of the importance of her bowel movements. It took 90 minutes of immense concentration, but the scat was finally delivered onto two neighboring squares. Because one of them belonged to an unsold ticket, just one person was announced to have won the $2,000 prize.

No cows were hurt during the game.