Scottish bingo patrons will have a hard time missing the new Carlton Bingo hall, with a colossal bronze statue of “two fat ladies” (wo)manning the doors. Indeed, the managers of the Inverness bingo hall are commissioning a sculptor to fashion a large statue of two fat ladies that will grace the entrance to the bingo establishment.

Full-figured females who feel that their “sculpted” bodies are worthy of being cast in bronze are invited to approach Carlton Bingo hall manager Gary Byrne for consideration. Carlton Bingo management plans on unveiling the statue upon its completion as a means of celebrating the opening of the Scottish bingo hall.